Thursday, February 4, 2010

Anti-American film "Avatar" nominated for Best Picture!

This past Tuesday, I was saddened (but not shocked) to find out that LIEberal Hollywood had nominated the anti-American, anti-soldier, anti-capitalist diatribe known as Avatar for Best Picture of 2009. In total, it garnered nine total Academy Award nominations, an amount equaled only by The Hurt Locker, which was also anti-war propaganda directed by James Cameron's whore of an ex-wife (proving once again that liberals have absolutely no respect for the church or family values).

I first experienced the atrocity known as Avatar four weeks ago at the behest of my seven year old son, Truck, who had saturated by advertisements for the film that play nonstop on TV. Since he had been diligent about his chores and his Bible studies, I decided to treat Truck to a matinee of the film.

Three hours later, I emerged from the theater and demanded my money back for our tickets. When I pay close to thirty dollars, I expect entertainment, not Communist indoctrination. The liberal theater manager refused since we had seen the entire film. That is the last time I make a mistake of going to see the fruits of Liberal Hollywood.

For those of you were smarter than me and stayed home from this CGI equivalent to Triumph of the Will, I will summarize the plot. A paralyzed soldier, played by an actor not interesting enough for me to even Wikipedia his name, gets sent to an alien planet named Pandora that his populated by a race of long blue savages known as the Na'vi. Pandora has a material stupidly named "Unobtanium" that can be used to fuel Earth. However, it rests on a large tree that is sacred to the Na'vi. For protection, there is a garrison of soldiers to help protect the miners who stomp around in robotic power suits and large hovercraft.

This is all fine and dandy, except there is also a group of bleeding heart "scientists" on the planet who want to study and be friends with the Na'vi. To do so, they download their brains into facsimilies of the Na'vi known as Avatars. The soldier, being a genetic match for his brother who died before he could be sent on this asinine mission, takes his place and willingly becomes a blue Na'vi.

Enjoying the freedom of being able to use his legs again, the soldier quickly gets lost in the fake looking computer generated vegetation of this planet and befriends the Na'vi, predictably falling in love with one and miscegenating with one of them. In the end, he turns against his own kind and goes to war with the other soldiers on the planet, eventually killing and defeating them so he can live peacefully with his blue whore.

In the hands of competent, moral filmmakers, Avatar would be a warning against the evils of science and multiculturalism. However, this being a product of Liberal Hollywood and filmmaker James Cameron, Avatar is nothing more than a didactic Marxist screed with a pro-environment/anti-capitalist message, topped with a dollop of anti-Christian values (the Na'vi religion is a mix of pagan beliefs in the worship of the Earth that deny the sacrifice of Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior). The Na'vi cavort around semi-naked in nothing but scant loin cloths, the males as well as the females. My hand was clamped over Trucks eyes for most of the film to hide it from all the blue skin that is bared in this film (don't even get me started on the explicit sex scene they unnecessarily place in the middle of a movie that is supposedly for families).

But the most troubling aspect of the film is the end battle between the Na'vi and the soldiers. I know many liberals try to poo-poo it saying that the soldiers are actually private mercenaries, but that information is given in just a throwaway line at the beginning, and never the less does not make the fact that the audience was cheering for their deaths any less offensive.

It is well known that the left hates soldiers but knows that real Americans would turn against them if they exposed the depth of their contempt for them. So while liberals will lie and say that they care for and respect our soldiers, mention the Americans who fight and die for us working for Blackwater and they will not conceal their hatred. Just as Avatar's "mercenaries" are stand-ins for American soldiers, private security contractors are stand ins for the Left's contempt of our Heroes. No American would stand for a Maoist spitting on our soldiers like they did in Vietnam. Sadly, Americans do not recognize the similar sacrifice that contractors like Blackwater face when they return. That we do not recognize their heroism is the hidden tragedy of the War on Terror.

Sadly, in Obama's America people are scared to speak out against films like Avatar. The leftist media loves to tout how it has become the largest grossing film in history. I wonder how many of the people who bought tickets are doing so to make sure that their neighborhood commissar will not report them to Obama's brownshirts for not seeing the film. Internationally, the movie has made over 2 billion dollars, but that just speaks to anti-Americanism abroad.

Ironically, the film that Avatar overtook to be the highest grossing in history was James Cameron's Titanic, which was a Marxist display of premarital sex and class warfare. I guess Cameron is truly the "Czar of the World". He realized that what everyone wants to see is American soldiers murdered by savages rather than just making the rich feel guilty.

Personally, I wish that James Cameron would move to France, where people who hate soldiers are turned into state heroes. Oh la la!


Anonymous said...

Therapy. You need it.

Anonymous said...

Your gay son is named truck?

Anonymous said...

Awesome satire site! You should be writing for Colbert or the Onion. Keep making fun of all the right wing kooks!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! That's great stuff - you sound just like a backwards super-conservative! I'd be scared if you were serious, but we all know no one could be this retarded right?

Deathlock257 said...

Is this a troll post?? xDDD

haha It made me kinda mad at first then I realized it wasnt serious. I find it funny =P

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